Meet the shaft
2,222 phallic pixel outlaws, each built from its own mix of ridiculous traits. Some tall. Some short. All suspiciously confident.
COCK IN.◆2,222 PIXEL OUTLAWS◆$WOOD VIA PONS◆HIMS STOCK REWARDS◆COCK IN.◆2,222 PIXEL OUTLAWS◆$WOOD VIA PONS◆HIMS STOCK REWARDS◆
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MINT: COMING SOONSUPPLY: 2,222
THE HARDEST PROJECT ON THE MARKET
COCK
IN.
Robin Hood had the bow. Throbinwood brought the shaft.A phallic token and NFT project built for Robinhood Chain, powered by $WOOD, populated by 2,222 pixel cocks and built to turn Pons fees, mint revenue and resale feesinto HIMS stock rewards for eligible holders.
01 THE CONCEPT
THE LEGEND
JUST GOT
HARD.
Robin Hood stole from the rich and gave to the poor. Throbinwood looked at Robinhood Chain, misunderstood the assignment and arrived carrying 2,222 pixel cocks and a token called $WOOD.
The NFTs deliver the characters and culture. $WOOD drives the project. Two reward pipes keep the shaft supplied: Pons fees reward $WOOD holders, while mint and resale revenue reward NFT holders. Both finish at HIMS. The jokes are stupid; the plumbing is clear.
Grip $WOOD
$WOOD launches through Pons. Token fees feed a reward pot that automatically buys HIMS rewards for eligible $WOOD holders.
Finish with HIMS
Token fees and NFT reserve revenue both point at HIMS. Hold the wood, meet the rules, receive the reward. Finally, a sensible finish.
THE PROJECT ISHARD
THE WOOD ISTHROBBING
THE ROADMAP ISFULLY ERECT
02 THE MAIN EVENT
$WOOD
THE HARDEST TICKER ON ROBINHOOD CHAIN.
$WOOD will launch through Pons launchpad. It is the throbbing centre of Throbinwood. Fees generated from $WOOD activity through Pons are intended to fund automatic HIMS purchases, with the resulting rewards distributed to eligible token holders. The more the wood moves, the more the reward pot gets stroked.
LAUNCHPONS
STATUSCOMING SOON
TICKER$WOOD
OFFICIAL $WOOD MASCOT — HEAD OF THE SHAFT
THE OFFICIAL HARDWAREDON'T GRIP FAKE WOOD.
Contract address and verified socials will appear here first. If it is not here, keep your hands off it.
OFFICIAL $WOOD CA
CA COMING SOON
XCOMING SOON
TELEGRAMCOMING SOON
DEXSCREENERCOMING SOON03 THE COLLECTION
2,222
UNIQUE PIXEL COCKS
Every Throbinwood is formed from a different mix of pixel-art traits. Tall, short, smooth, knobbly, overdressed or holding something it probably should not be holding—every piece of wood is different.
01Wood tones
02Shaft shapes
03Ball styles
04Cockwear
05Head gear
06Faces
07Props
081/1 freaks
THROBINWOOD_MINT.EXE
GET A GRIP
MINT
NOW.
● CONTRACT COMING SOONChoose how much wood you can handle and pay with $WOOD. When the contract is live, this is where wallets connect, $WOOD gets gripped and one of 2,222 pixel outlaws lands in your wallet.
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TOTAL SUPPLY2,222
MINTED— / 2,222
PAYMENT$WOOD ONLY
PRICETBA $WOOD
MINT TO RESERVE50%
RESALE TO RESERVE2.5%
QUANTITY1
NEED $WOOD? PONS LINK COMING SOON ↑NO CONTRACT YET — KEEP IT IN YOUR TROUSERS
04 THE NFT RESERVE
THE PLANNED NFT FLOW
MINT WOOD.
BUILD RESERVE.
CLAIM HIMS.
Each NFT is a permanent Throbinwood reward pass. At mint, 50% of the $WOOD mint price routes automatically into the NFT reserve, which is designed to buy HIMS stock rewards.
After mint, 2.5% of supported resale transactionskeeps topping up the same reserve. The mint gives it the first erection; secondary sales help keep it from going soft.
MINT FUNDING50% TO RESERVE
Half the $WOOD mint price goes straight into buying power for NFT-holder HIMS rewards.
RESALE FUNDING2.5% TO RESERVE
Supported secondary sales reload the pot. The wood changes hands; the reserve stays hard.
REWARD WEIGHT1 NFT = 1 SHARE
Every NFT gets equal base weight. Rare traits increase swagger, not reserve entitlement.
CLAIM CYCLE30 DAYS, THEN RESET
Receive the HIMS reward, keep the NFT and start the next 30-day eligibility clock.
The 2.5% resale contribution depends on marketplace support and fee collection. HIMS delivery may use tokenised stock, a regulated provider or another compliant method depending on availability and jurisdiction. Identity checks, limits and eligibility restrictions may apply.
05 THE REWARD
GOT $WOOD?GOOD. LET HIMS FINISH THE JOB.
PONS FEES
IN.
HIMS OUT.
THE WOOD MOVES. THE POT GETS STIFF. HOLDERS GET HIMS.
THE $WOOD HOLDER REWARD LOOP
01TRADE $WOOD$WOOD activity runs through Pons.
↓02COLLECT FEESThe project's Pons-generated fee share feeds the token reward pot.
↓03AUTO-BUY HIMSThe pot automatically acquires HIMS stock rewards.
↓04SNAPSHOT HOLDERSEligible $WOOD balances are recorded for the reward window.
↓05DISTRIBUTE HIMSThe purchased reward is split between eligible token holders.
FUNDINGPONS FEES
BUYHIMS
RECEIVERS$WOOD HOLDERS
The exact fee share, snapshot cadence, minimum balance, eligible jurisdictions and distribution method will be published before launch. Selling or moving $WOOD before a snapshot may affect eligibility.